It comes as no surprise to women (and men alike I'm sure...let's give them some credit) that the search for love can bring everything from tears, to laughter, to moments of complete bewilderment. Those moments I have dubbed as my moments of "WHAT THE FUCK?!?", and not unlike millions of women in the world I have experienced more then my fair share of these moments. This chronicle is a way to document the many, and mostly comical situations that I think just about every female can say they have found themselves in, and really to give light to the epidemic of douche baggery that lurks and dwell everywhere, and in a surprising number of people. It's true, really. Most of you know them personally, could be friends (everyone has an asshole friend..Right?), an ex, or maybe even yourself...if you're honest enough to admit it.
Ever since I was young enough to become interested in boys, I never had much luck. I think that myself, along with alot of women, had this fairy tale image of the perfect boyfriend. He would be tall, rugged but not dirty you know, not like Kurt Cobain or some angsty rock and roller who doesn't believe in bathing, but that handsome man that you could give a tooth pick some gum and a few paper clips and he'd build you a shopping mall. Not to mention he would be kind and funny, and he would love me unconditionally. For along time I struggled to find this made up man. My dream, my knight in shinning armor ... However, along the way I found everything but that. Total opposites, I had the Kurt Cobain wannabes, the weirdos, the stage five creepers, the guys that would take me out to dinner and not buy me food, or expect me to pay. Yes that really happens if you've never experienced it yourself. I think you'll find, if you read this, that it's my way to relate, and enlighten at least someone. You're not alone, love is a messy game, and all is fair in war..right?
To be continued everyday...maybe I'll make you smile, I'm sure I'll make you laugh (purely at my expense) but hopefully at the end, if anyone's wondering when and if their bad luck will end, that it will, and at least along the way, you'll have a stories to share, and jokes to make. I truly hope you enjoy the stories to come. :)
So young, yet so sinical my dear daughter. Wait till you are 50 and single!
ReplyDeleteI'm 39 and had tons and tons of boyfriends, too many to count and you aren't where I'm at in my mind and I hope that you never will be, I'm done with looking here in this world for a man for myself now. I have been threw a whole lot with others, I wish you only the best Samantha and I say listen to your mother sometimes mothers really do know best...mine did most of the time but I just didnt listen to her most of the time, its sad now.
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